There's a Moth in the House

Other Kids: Get it! Squish it! Stomp it!

The Boy: But....Guys....I kind of like bugs.

Bee Sting

Why didn't he know that I love animals?

Slow Daddy

Dad dad dad. OK, I know this is confusing for you. So I'll tell you again.

The actual quote was:

"How come you get to make all the decisions? Are you some kind of king or something?"

And the response was:

"I am in your world."

Who's the Boss?

the boy: Why do you get to make all of the decisions? Are you the king?!
Dad: I'm your king, now get in the car.

family matters

The boy: Mom, I want a sister.
Mom: You want a sister?
The boy: Yeah. Mom, I want a sister. When I have a sister, I will listen okay? Then I will listen.

Deep thoughts on Easter

Mom, did God die when Jesus died, or not?