Who's the Boss?

the boy: Why do you get to make all of the decisions? Are you the king?!
Dad: I'm your king, now get in the car.

family matters

The boy: Mom, I want a sister.
Mom: You want a sister?
The boy: Yeah. Mom, I want a sister. When I have a sister, I will listen okay? Then I will listen.

Deep thoughts on Easter

Mom, did God die when Jesus died, or not?

I want [my friend] to come play again. I had fun. Except for the fighting.

Stinkbomb

Mom, something smells bad in the Playland now. I'm ready to go home.

There's always room

[mom] : Are you hungry?
[The Boy] : Yes, I'm hungry for Jell-o!
[dad] : Have you ever even had Jell-o before?
[The Boy] : Um, no.

Wonder Woman

Mama, you're the greatest girl in the whole world. You're like a superhero.