I want [my friend] to come play again. I had fun. Except for the fighting.

Stinkbomb

Mom, something smells bad in the Playland now. I'm ready to go home.

There's always room

[mom] : Are you hungry?
[The Boy] : Yes, I'm hungry for Jell-o!
[dad] : Have you ever even had Jell-o before?
[The Boy] : Um, no.

Wonder Woman

Mama, you're the greatest girl in the whole world. You're like a superhero.

Enough is enough

Mommy, I really love you but this conversation is almost over OK?

Dad, Mama doesn't have hair all over everywhere like you.

Chalk Drawing

Hey dad, look what I made!

What did you make?

This.

Wow, what is it?

I don't know.