I love you

"Too"

hungry hungry puppies?

[pointing to tummy] My little doggy is talking. I'm hungry.

After Daddy's Haircut

[pointing at daddy] Hey! You're not real!

Don't rush me

Hold on a second there little buddy!

Weather report

What a nice sunny day outside!

Don't mess with my fruit snacks

I'm gonna leave my fruit snacks here [in the car]. I don't want to lose them in the other kids' mouths.

Daily Exchange

[mom]: I love you.
[the boy]: Thanks mom, love you too.
[mom]: You are my favorite boy in the whole world.
[the boy]: Oh, you're so sweet, mom.