Dad, Mama doesn't have hair all over everywhere like you.

Chalk Drawing

Hey dad, look what I made!

What did you make?

This.

Wow, what is it?

I don't know.

Thanks, Yogi

It'll be over when it's over.

Or What?

Was that a great song, or nothin?

Can you tell me how to get...

[dad] : Do you want to watch Sesame Street?

[The Boy] : That's not Sesame Street. That's PBS!

Drivers Ed

[dad] : Why don't you go outside with mommy and wait in the car.

[The Boy] : But Dad, I don't know how to drive.

Potty Accidents

Gramma is NOT going to be happy about this!