Can you tell me how to get...

[dad] : Do you want to watch Sesame Street?

[The Boy] : That's not Sesame Street. That's PBS!

Drivers Ed

[dad] : Why don't you go outside with mommy and wait in the car.

[The Boy] : But Dad, I don't know how to drive.

Potty Accidents

Gramma is NOT going to be happy about this!

Cheeburger Cheeburger

I don't like cheeseburgers. I'm going to like them later when I'm going to be a daddy.

Thankful

I'm soooo happy I have a dog. Thank you to Jesus for making dogs.

Pots and Kettles

Mooooom, FOCUS!

Ego boost

My animals think I'm beautiful.