kittens and anatomy

While driving with the kitten in the car... The Boy: Chase is tearing my nibs apart! Mom: Your what? The Boy: My nibs! You know, my nibbles. [points to nipples on his chest] Mom: [snickers]

I never knew

The Boy: Dad, I know why they call your ear loafs your ear loafs. Dad: You do? Why DO you call your ear loafs "ear loafs?" The Boy: Because when you turn on your side, they look like pies.