He's got the whole world....

[frustrated dad] : It's not your world.

[The Boy, earnestly] : Really? Whose world is it?

Beauty Appreciation

[the boy]: This house is awful. It's so awful!
[mom]: It's awful? You don't like it?
[the boy]: I like it mom! I said it's awful!
[mom]: You mean awesome?
[the boy]: Yes, that's what I said! Awful!

Enough Is Enough

I'm going to go down the big slide two more times and then I'm done at the park, my dad.

I'm hungry

My belly button is very very angry.

Happy Mothers Day

When is it going to be Big Boys Day?

Global Awareness

[mom]: What are you doing, baby?
[the boy]: I'm moving the animals to the ark and then to there. They are going back to Africa.
[mom]: To Africa?
[the boy]: Yes, they need to go back to Africa, mom.