Enough is enough

Mommy, I really love you but this conversation is almost over OK?

Dad, Mama doesn't have hair all over everywhere like you.

Chalk Drawing

Hey dad, look what I made!

What did you make?

This.

Wow, what is it?

I don't know.

Thanks, Yogi

It'll be over when it's over.

Or What?

Was that a great song, or nothin?

Can you tell me how to get...

[dad] : Do you want to watch Sesame Street?

[The Boy] : That's not Sesame Street. That's PBS!

Drivers Ed

[dad] : Why don't you go outside with mommy and wait in the car.

[The Boy] : But Dad, I don't know how to drive.

Potty Accidents

Gramma is NOT going to be happy about this!

Cheeburger Cheeburger

I don't like cheeseburgers. I'm going to like them later when I'm going to be a daddy.

Thankful

I'm soooo happy I have a dog. Thank you to Jesus for making dogs.

Pots and Kettles

Mooooom, FOCUS!

Ego boost

My animals think I'm beautiful.

Big Trouble

Uh Oh. Somebody's in biiiig trouble.
(Whispering) Maybe it's me.

[It wasn't]

multi-lingual

*I* speak Korean too....and I speak Hola.

Current response to Everything

But Mooooooom.....

But Daaaaaaaaad....

Don't rush me

Mom, these things take time.

Sunday Morning Cartoons

[Arthur]
No

[Bob The Builder]
No

[Spanish Sesame Street]
YES!

Potty Time

But the Easter Bunny doesn't want me to be naked!

There's a ball under the chair

Dad, even I can't reach it.

He's got the whole world....

[frustrated dad] : It's not your world.

[The Boy, earnestly] : Really? Whose world is it?

Beauty Appreciation

[the boy]: This house is awful. It's so awful!
[mom]: It's awful? You don't like it?
[the boy]: I like it mom! I said it's awful!
[mom]: You mean awesome?
[the boy]: Yes, that's what I said! Awful!

Enough Is Enough

I'm going to go down the big slide two more times and then I'm done at the park, my dad.

I'm hungry

My belly button is very very angry.

Happy Mothers Day

When is it going to be Big Boys Day?

Global Awareness

[mom]: What are you doing, baby?
[the boy]: I'm moving the animals to the ark and then to there. They are going back to Africa.
[mom]: To Africa?
[the boy]: Yes, they need to go back to Africa, mom.

I love you

"Too"

hungry hungry puppies?

[pointing to tummy] My little doggy is talking. I'm hungry.

After Daddy's Haircut

[pointing at daddy] Hey! You're not real!

Don't rush me

Hold on a second there little buddy!

Weather report

What a nice sunny day outside!

Don't mess with my fruit snacks

I'm gonna leave my fruit snacks here [in the car]. I don't want to lose them in the other kids' mouths.

Daily Exchange

[mom]: I love you.
[the boy]: Thanks mom, love you too.
[mom]: You are my favorite boy in the whole world.
[the boy]: Oh, you're so sweet, mom.

You are what you eat

Hey, what is a Chicken Nuggets anyway?

Couch Potato

I could watch Big Big World all day.

In a hurry?

Go man! What are you waiting for?

Fly like an eagle

It's hard to fly because I don't have wings. I have hands.

Dinosaurs didn't have belly buttons?

I'm not a dinosaur. I'm a kid. See? [lifts up shirt and points to belly button]

Know Thyself

I'm not a man. I'm people!

Encouragement

Sometimes, we all make mistakes, mom.

Sweet Nothings

Mama, you my favowit mom in the whole wide world.

Forgotten Toys

We got (forgot) these fellas.

Where are we going?

Dad, are we leaving the car hole?

about mommy

Mom, you wild!

Morning Breakfast

Thanks, mom. That's real sweet.

Hakuna Matata

Mom, you dohn need to worry bout it, k? Is not a big deal.